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Registration is CLOSED! C-to-the-lizosed! Congrats to those who got in, there's a LOT of fun stuff for you in store. We got peeps comin' in from Missouri, Ohio, Michigan, Louisiana, and Puerto Rico! Buh-KAAAAAAAAK! Just a reminder, there will be NO RACEDAY REGISTRATION. See youse in May!
Lovingly, your race director,
The Chicken
The namesake of this race, of course, is Uncle Jesse from Full House. He defined the word "awesome", and I think we all wished he was in our family. Here's to you, John Stamos, who made the mullet cool before anyone knew who Billy Ray Cyrus was. Shine on, you underrated actor, you.
